Sunday, May 31, 2009

Family History and Temples

For more info on Family History and Temples go here.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

My Hotties of the Month - top 5


GI Joe stud Channing Tatum


Werewolf hunk Taylor Lautner


Rapper Pharrell Williams


Comedian Jimmy Fallon


Country singer Tim McGraw

Monday, May 25, 2009

My Life is Average Blurbs...

Today, a new guy joined our school swim team. I noticed that every time this guy pushed off the wall, he wouldn't do a streamline but instead posed like Super Man as he went through the water. We later had a race and he beat everybody by at least twenty seconds. I'm on to you, Clark Kent...MLIA.
My friend gave her sister three goldfish and a snail for her brithday. Her sister named the three fish Harry, Ron, and Hermione, and the snail Snape. Within a few weeks, Harry, Ron, and Hermione were all dead, while Snape is still alive. I can't help but feel a little suspicious. MLIA.

Today, I got paid to run around in a meadow with a three-year-old while we both wore fairy wings. I'm a college graduate, and I think my job is infinitely better than my friends who work in offices from 9 to 5. MLIA.

Today, my brother called me to ask if I could find a turkey costume for him. Why? He plans to wear it for a marathon on Thanksgiving. What he doesn't know is that I found a pilgrim's costume as well, and plan to chase him with a fork and knife for the entire four miles. Needless to say, I can't wait for Thanksgiving. MLIA.

Today, while babysitting my niece, I noticed an eyelash on her cheek. I brushed it from her cheek, held it on the tip of my finger and told her to make a wish and blow it off so her wish would come true. She closed her eyes and thought real hard. She then whispered, "I wish my eyelash would grow back" and blew. I love that little girl.

Today, I texted my boyfriend to see what he was up to. He replied with "about to get naked, pour hot water on myself, apply chemicals to my body to remove dead skin and create a pleasant aroma". I may never say "taking a shower" again. MLIA.

A few days I ago, when I was coming home from Karate class, I saw a black SUV, with tinted windows. The liscense plate read "IMBATMAN" and had the Batman symbol on the rear windsheild. We drove up to see who was driving. It was an old man dressed as Batman, cape, ears and all. It made my life. MLIA.

A couple weeks ago, my two friends and I walked to Walmart. My one friend and I climbed into a cart and my other friend pushed us around. She then walked away. All of a sudden, the cart started to move. I turned around to see an old guy (had to be at least 75) pushing the cart while his wife was yelling "JERRY! JERYY THAT'S NOT OUR CART! THERE'S CHILDREN IN IT!" My other friend was at the end of the aisle laughing so hard she was crying. MLIA.

Today I was in math class. Someone who didn't understand the lesson yelled out "This is really hard!". My teacher turned around and said "That's what she said." in a very serious voice and continued to write on the board. I go to an all girls school and my teacher is a nun. MLIA.

Last weekend, I was at a sleepover, and we were playing Truth or Dare. It got to me, and I said truth. The question was "What is the farthest you've ever wanted to go with a guy?" My response? "Africa" Everyone accepted this as an a legitimate answer. MLIA.

A couple days ago, the seniors at my school played their annual prank. Normally they do something stupid, like drain the pool, or cover the floor in oil. But this year, they got 3 pigs and labeled them 1, 2 and 4. The administration has been looking for #3 for the last 3 days. MLIA.

Today, I went to my locker to get a book during my Geometry class. While I was at my locker a janitor walked by and said "ssh" and he ran away. Two seconds later another janitor walked by saying "Which way did he go?! Were playing tag and I'm it!" I'm proud to have these men clean my school. MLIA.

This weekend, some frat boys at my college dressed up as the Hamburgler. They then proceeded to run to the McDonalds down the street and jump behind the counter and steal hamburgers. I was walking down Greek Row when a police officer pulls up, trying not to laugh, and asks if I've seen the Hamburgler around. I love my school. MLIA.

Today, on my way to work, the saxophone player in the Metro station started playing "If You're Happy and You Know It." At the right time during the song, all the commuters clapped their hands twice. I didn't realize DC was so happy. Or so awesome. MLIA.

Today, I was on mysterygoogle.com. I searched for "I'm bored what should I do?" I got " slap the person on your left. So I did.... it was my forensic science teacher. he laughed, and said" mystery google?" then turned his screen around and showed me HE had just typed that in. MLIA.

Last year, I gave my boyfriend a home-made voucher-book for his birthday with things like "Good for one kiss" and "Good for one back rub", but I left the three last pages blank so he could fill them in himself. Today, he turned in the last voucher with the words "Good for one accepted proposal" on it. Nick, I love you. MLIA.

The other day, I walked by a church that had a sign saying "Because Google can't answer everything." MLIA.

Today, I was riding the T (Boston subway) with my friends and we thought it would be funny to have a Boston "Tea" Party, so we got out iced tea and small cups, and started drinking tea while faking British accents. As we were getting off, a 60 year old man who had been chuckling to himself the whole time says "I appreciate the sentiment, but the accents need a little work." He was British. MLIA.

Today, I started a new job at a store in the mall. My best friend works there already, and in the associate handbook the dress code says: DRESS CODE (WEAR CLOTHES). When I got to the store today to begin training, the manager said in a sincerly relieved tone, "I'm glad you knew what to wear". This makes me wonder how many employees have shown up for their first day naked. MLIA.

AND...

Today I mentioned to my co-worker that none of the English teachers at my school are having kids, but that three of the math teachers are pregnant. She responded, "I hear they're better at multiplying." MLIA.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Saturday, May 23, 2009

banana bread recipe



Reynolds® Parchment Paper, 2 cups flour, 1 cup sugar, 2 teaspoons baking powder
1 t
easpoon ground cinnamon, 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg, 1/4 salt
2 m
edium (1 cup) ripe bananas - mashed, 2 eggs, 1/3 cup oil, 1/4 cup milk
1 t
easpoon vanilla extract, 1 cup chopped nuts, 1/2 cup mini chocolate chips

P
reheat oven to 350°F. Line a 9x5-inch loaf pan with Reynolds Parchment Paper, extending paper up sides of pan; set aside.

C
ombine flour, sugar, baking powder, cinnamon, nutmeg and salt on a sheet of parchment paper; set aside. In a large bowl combine bananas, eggs, oil, milk and vanilla extract. Add dry ingredients to banana mixture; stir just until moistened. Stir in nuts and chocolate chips; pour into parchment lined-pan.

B
ake 50 to 60 minutes or until toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool 10 minutes in pan. Use edges of parchment to lift bread from pan onto a wire rack. Pull back edges of parchment. Cool completely.

M
akes 12 servings

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Choosing the correct hair color

Cool Category - If you are more than 2:


Skin Tone:
Very dark brown, True olive (most Asians and Latinos,) Medium with no color in cheeks, Medium with faint pink cheeks, Medium with golden undertones, Pale with no color in cheeks, Pale with pink undertones, Brown or bronze when I tan.


Natural Hair Color:
Blue black, Deepest coffee brown, Medium ash brown, Medium golden brown, Dishwater blonde, Salt and pepper, White

Eye Color:
Deep Brown, Black - Brown, Grey - Blue or dark blue, Hazel with white, gray or blue flecks

Avoid naturally cool people should avoid yellow, red and bronze tones to the hair - makes you seem sallow and drawn.

The best hair color shades for a cool toned person are shinny raven-wing blacks, cool ash browns, cool blondes in shades ranging from mink to platinum and icy white. Highlights should be wheat, honey, taupe or ash shades. Stick to neutral, ash and beige bases when choosing a hair color. You're also fortunate enough to be able to wear many exciting "unnatural" hair colors like lipstick reds, burgundies, and orchids, purples.

Warm Category - If you are more than 2:

Skin Tone:
Brown with Pink undertone, Brown with Golden undertone, pale with peach or gold undertones, freckled, Ruddy

Natural Hair Color:
Deep brown with red or gold highlights, Red, Strawberry Blonde, Gray with a Yellow Cast, Natural Golden Blonde.

Eye Color:
Golden Brown, green, green - blue, turquoise, hazel with brown or gold flecks

You should avoid blue, violet, (beige) and ash based based hair colors which will "wash out" your skin color.

You'll find dark, warm browns, chestnuts, rich golden browns and auburn, warm gold and red highlights, and golden blond shades look best on you. Any color that has red-orange or gold base will look great on you. Highlighting is a great way to add warm tones to your hair. Highlight with golden blondes,copper streaks, golden brown shades.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

If I were a Talk Show Host...

I would love to work with...

Ellen Degeneres
Tyra Banks
Oprah!
Jimmy Fallon
Conan O'Brien

Sunday, May 17, 2009

A little fun sunday inspiration. Go here.

Saturday, May 16, 2009



Michelle Williams goes for coffee run with her adorable daughter
Matilda Ledger and mom Carla in Brooklyn, New York City on Friday (May 15).
M
ichelle, 28, has been busy shooting scenes with Ryan Gosling for their upcoming movie, Blue Valentine. The movie follows them as a couple in a failing marriage.

R
ead more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/5/16/page/2/#ixzz0XLBoRECe

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Word of the Day!

Anti.dis.establish.men.tarianism

Monday, May 11, 2009

Awesome Blog!


This is an awesombe blog... Here's my favorite post...

Go
here, to access it!

Sunday, May 10, 2009

For a little Inspiration, click here.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

playlist.com

Go to it!

I've been recently interested in a website, that you can have your own playlists of over 10,000 songs! Go here to access the site!

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Actor pick for the day...

Will always be Taylor Lautner...

I think i'm a little biased.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Monday, May 4, 2009

My Life is Average Blurb...

Today I was coming home from school on the subway when a huge group of little girls got on. They were all wearing pink backpacks with barbie, or bratz, or the disney princesses. One of the girls was wearing a batman backpack. She looked at my batman t-shirt, threw up the horns, and told me to "rock on". She must have been about 7. I have faith in our future females. MLIA.


Today, while giving my dog a treat I tried to be clever and told him to sit when he was already sitting. He got up, stepped to the side, and sat back down. I've been outsmarted. MLIA.

Today I read a story on MLIA about someone standing next to an empty cop car and holding up a hairdyer to see if cars slowed down. I tried this today. After 10 minutes of people slowing down because of my hairdyer, I heard a knock from behind be and realised there was a cop in the car who had been watching me the whole time. He gave me a free donut. MLIA.

Today my grandfather came over for a visit. He gave me a hug and shook my hand. Mid hug, he said "you didn't get it from me" and shoved a sugar packet into my hand. When I looked at the packet, he had scratched out the word "sugar" on the front and replaced it with "crack" I love my family.

Today, my friend and I went to see New Moon, but dressed as wizards. We told the cashier we were from the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures. They let us in for free. MLIA.




Today I was talking to my boyfriend on Facebook chat while he was in the computer lab at his school. I was ranting about my day and how I really needed a hug. His response? "I just hugged the computer monitor and now everyone's giving me weird looks." Soulmates. MLIA.

Today, I saw a police man texting while driving. His window was down, so I pulled up next to him and said, "I am going to have to report you, officer." He looked up at me, startled, and motioned for me to follow him. We then turned into the sonic drive-in. He proceeded to buy me a slushy. You are forgiven, Cop Nelson. MLIA.

Today, my mom took my phone away from me. I really wanted it back so in mystery google I put in "please text my mom and tell her to give me my phone back" and then I included her number. About a minute later my mom walks in my room with a very worried look on her face and a text that read "It would be a smart idea to give your daughter her phone back." She gave it back to me. Thank you to whoever that was. MLIA.

Today I was correcting tests, I'm a TA, and one kid had drawn a picture of an elephant over a question and written "An elephant is blocking this question so I can't answer it. Sorry." I responded by drawing a lion eating the elephant and writing "Unfortunately, Mufasa, the red correcting pen lion, has eaten your elephant so now the question is blank and wrong. Sorry." Welcome to the jungle kid. MLIA.

Today, I was on Mystery Google and received a secret mission. I have to capture someone's garden gnome and then take pictures of it in different locations. Then return the gnome and put the printed photos on their doorstep. This is going to be the highlight of my week. MLIA.

Today, my sister was talking about having kids. She said, "Wouldn't it be terrible if you had a kid and it was ugly?" Without missing a beat, my dad said, "Oh, it's not so bad." MLIA.

Today, I joined the ongoing Yahoo vs. Google battle by entering "my girlfriend" in both. Yahoo presented me with "my girlfriend's house", while Google gave me "my girlfriend hasn't had her period since she got pregnant do you think the baby is drinking the blood?" Yahoo, just give up. MLIA.

Today I drove past a guy with a sign saying, "HONK IF YOU THINK I'M GORGEOUS!" A few hundred metres down the highway I saw another guy with a sign reading, "HONK IF YOU THINK HE WASN'T!"... Made my day. MLIA.

Today, I tried #9 on 333 ways to get kicked out of walmart, where you dress up as batman and yell “COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!”. I wore a batman shirt instead and proceeded to do this when a old man popped out of a aisle (with a red shirt and black pants mind you) and yelled back "HOLY MACKEREL BATMAN, WHERES THE TROUBLE!?" We then ran down the aisle singing the old batman song until my mom and his daughter caught us. I love old people. MLIA.

Today, I learned that there was a Wikipedia page for Crayola Crayons colors. Not only does it list every color, but it also has a color sample. I've never made a happier discovery. MLIA.

Today, my Grandma gave me her Facebook password, and told me that when she dies, I have to leave creepy messages on all my cousins walls using her account. Thanks, Grandma. You have my word. MLIA.

AND...

Today, I was texting my boyfriend while watching TV in my room. I asked him what he was doing, and he said "about to scare someone." Before I could reply asking him who it was, suddenly arms came from under my bed and grabbed my legs causing me to scream hysterically. He had been waiting there for 3 hours to do that. It worked. MLIA.