10 things about Ephraim

10.
The smell of Turkey...Oh yeah... some of you know what I mean, others don't so to inform you, it's smelly and nasty. There are so many Turkey farms around the Sanpete Valley that, it just smells. An Ephraim Native will know what it is when a visitor asks what that stinkin smell is! You also soon get so accustomed to that smell that it doesn't phase you any more...

09.
When you say you're going up North.... Up north as in Salt Lake or Provo or something like that. It's always up north for us Sanpete-ians. Usually Wal-Mart is the cool hang out, so we go 'Up North.'

08.
It gets FREEZING COLD and BLASTED HOT really fast. Right now, we're all freezing our butts off.. At least I know I am.

07.
GO BADGERS!!! We have a furry, vicious animal as our mascott. Are the football players that way in real life???? So many questions, so little time to figure it out!!!

06.
When you know a lot of people, you've probably been there too long!

05.
NO STINKING CELL PHONE SERVICE!!!!

04.
You don't have a thing to do...

03.
There's 1 stop light.

02.
We're known as E - Town

01.
Wal - Mart is the popular place to be